Steven Seagull vs. Chuck Norris

[DrewZ926]

Ok, they get mad and want to whoop each others ass. Who do you think would win??

[zoned]

Chuck Norris

[ZMANZ32TT]

bruce lee

[zoned]

Damnit!!
Teacher: What is three plus four?
A. 7
B. 8
(Zman raises his hand)
Teacher: Yes Zman?
Zman: Durr....err...durr, is it this many?(shows his ten fingers and points to two toes)...durr
Teacher: Idiot! Slap yourself!!

[ZMANZ32TT]

do you really want to get banned again??? lol haha

[freakonaleash1187]

steven just because i hate chuck.

[Spyder Z 15]

Stevens a puss. Chuck for teh win. He's a pimp. At 65 he has a set of 4 year old twins.

[Zeorymer]

steven because he doesnt care if he breaks your arm, neck, back, kills you etc.. chuck is a pussy.

[Spyder Z 15]

Steven is chucks love child.

[zoned]

do you really want to get banned again??? lol haha
Lol, I forgot more than half of the active members are Mods.
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[canyoncarver]

They're both ghey. Conan the Barbarian could kick both their arsses.

[turtleboy]

Is this even a question?

Chuck Norris would deliver 4 thousand round house kicks to Segalls fat face before he even knew what hit him. And by the time he does realize Chuck Norris had just done so, he would have already been sodomized and impregnated with Chuck Norris's babies, and then died as they round house kicked their way out of his ass.

[Spyder Z 15]

Taylor has to much time on his hands. Among other substances.

[McLarenF1Kid]

bruce lee

I second this. Their both wannabe ninjas compared to the real thing

[KENZ]

www.askaninja.com

ninjas pwnts all.... except chuck norris for teh win!!!!

[turtleboy]

Taylor has to much time on his hands. Among other substances.

You're just jealous of Chuck Norris's raging fury... and don't even think otherwise or he'll roundhouse kick you to the face from atleast 4 miles away.

[DrewZ926]

Well, the old Steven Seagal would kick Chucks wimpy girly ass, but the present CN vs. SS, Chuck would roundhouse him to the chest, Steven would be flung up in the air and land on a table or somtin. Then Steven would give up and go home and play guitar.

[Loki Z]

I actually saw the Chuck Norris cartoon from the 80's on cartoon network the other morning. All kinds of crazy ninja's jumping around.

[ZMANZ32TT]

Did u know that Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter,....The theory of Relativity is that when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, your relatives will feel it....
Chuck Norris doesnt tea bag women, he Potato sacks them...
Chuck Norris doesnt believe in Germany
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma
The main export of Chuck Norris is Pain...
Scientists estimate that the amount of energy released during the big bang, is equivalent to one Chuck Norris round house kick.....
One Chuck Norris round house kick could power Austrailia for 44 days...
Chuck Norris can drink a gallon of milk in 37 seconds...

[Spyder Z 15]

And he could vomit it all back up into the jug in 4.

[Decoy_TT]

In all actuality, a fight between SS and CN... SS would win. But CN would win an e-fight

[ZMANZ32TT]

Doctors took some of Chuck Norris' sperm and injected it into Nicole Kidman and 6 months later she gave birth to a Ford Excursion

[chaparral2f]

Question:
So, if Chuck Norris and Steven Segal both leaped from the top of the sears tower at the same time, who would hit the sidewalk first??

Answer:
Who cares?

[300zxboard.com]

Lol, Steven Segal doesn't have anything on Chuck Norris. Chuck wouldn't even have to do anything and Segal would be out after a few of his own kicks.

[300zxboard.com]

Doctors took some of Chuck Norris' sperm and injected it into Nicole Kidman and 6 months later she gave birth to a Ford Excursion

LMAO, good one